About Awesome Fantasy Football

If our fantasy football league was a country, it would be America. If we had a mascot, it would be a creature with the wings of a bald eagle, the fists of Chuck Norris, the keen mind of Ron Swanson, an American flag as a body, and Brad Pitt’s face. If our fantasy football league was a food it would be a hamburger/hot dog hybrid, with red, white, and blue condiments. If we were a drink, it would be bourbon. If we were a song, we would be Freebird. If we were a superhero, we would be Batman, but our name would be Captain America. We’re as Awesome American as an Awesome American can get. Now, can I get a Hell Yeah?

 

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